Brittany--The very best Bhristmas of all

Now don't get me wrong, I'm no scrooge or anything, I actually really like Christmas. There's just one little mishap that the universe must've goofed up on. My birthday is on Christmas! Yes, ladies and gents I was born on the same day everyone looks forward to all year. The same day people expect a giant "jolly" man with a white beard and questionable fashion sense to somehow fit in a minuscule chimney and deliver presents. Let's remember people, those poor little boys in Europe during the 1700s couldn't even fit in the chimneys, much less survive from ash that clouded their lungs. I'm sorry, I'm scrooging again. It's just that people hype up Christmas birthdays. All my friends think it's so cool, but little do they know. For example, say I want to plan a party. I either have to plan the party in November or just settle for "the birthday song" during the family Christmas dinner. Even when I used to plan my parties in November attendance was still low. "Sorry were going on vacation", my friends would say. "Sorry, my family is over and I can't leave", they also said. But really let us never forget the greatest misfortune of them all. *Cue drumroll*, the combined birthday and Christmas gift, currently known as the Bhristmas present. "Sweetie, here's a gift card for your birthday present but, guess what! It doubles as a Christmas present too"! Memories of all the excuses rushed through my head. I can definitely say my best friend Jas is the only one who understands me. I mean she says I need to be more grateful and be less of a realist, but other than that she's the only one who separates my b-day gift from my Christmas gift. She will always be appreciated for that. Anyways, speaking of Jas, I'm about to meet up with her. She said she has a unique surprise waiting for me and that I will cherish it forever. I just hope it's not those homemade coconut brownies she made for me last year, because I can definitely tell you my stomach and buttock did not cherish those at all. So, Jas arrives at my house with a brightly wrapped box and says hop in her car. She starts driving to the outskirts of town but, I have no idea why. The houses look rundown and there are plenty of rugged trailers. I'm trying not to question her because she's my best friend and I trust her. We arrive at a very tattered looking trailer. Jas and I get out the car and she starts knocking on the door. She tells me to hold my present. I'm confused because, I could've left my present in the car. A frail young woman and her two children come to the door and immediately start crying. In this moment, like a reflex, I handed them my birthday present. Jas hugs me right after and then began to talk to the family. I just stand there watching their faces glow with illuminant expression. This was by far the very best Bhristmas gift of all.