Schlongberg Heisting--Shayne

            There once lived a man who lived at the corner Milehigh Ave and Rolland Road. Born on June 10, 1978, Ryan Johnson is a single middle aged resident of the Softborough neighborhood. The people who live around him believed he was an accountant working for the Schlongberg banking and finances. This would be but a cover job. In reality, he is a part of a team of bank robbers on FBI and International watch lists that has robbed 6 banks in the last 6 years and is planning their next heist. His cover job at the bank has allowed him to gain inside information on the inner working of the bank and how its vault works. After a year of planning, he and his team were ready to strike on Schlongberg banking and finances.

            The heist begins on a calm morning in the barely awake city of New Mombasa on June 10, 2016. Suddenly it seemed the entire city was awake in a matter of moments. Home phones rang, radio towers went off, satellite dishes went hay wire, and cell phones started ringing and calling. And all devices began sending distress calls to the understaffed Police Station of New Mombasa city. Automated voices hijacking phones and signals called 911 with fake problems, fake emergencies, and fake disasters, sending the police force into chaos.  The understaffed Police Station would very soon receive a distress alarm from Schlongberg banking that would go unnoticed for far too long a time.

            Ryan and his team consisted of 5 people: himself the planner and leader, Alex Brawnson the muscle and equipment specialist, Jim Nasium the computer and hacker genius, Adam Clear the deadly accurate weapons specialists, and Sean Boom the explosives expert. Each member had covers as different workers in the bank and each member knew the bank like the back of their hand. Together, they hit the bank minutes after the Police Station was sent into chaos at 10 A.M. Not wanting to deal with hostages, the team used grenade launchers to send in gas grenades to knock out any civilians inside and used tranquilizer darts to knock out anyone still awake. A small pack of C-4 from Sean got them past the first armed door and into the vault room. 2 more tranquilizer darts and two more surprised then asleep guards in the room. The vault was protected by a prized Worthmister vault door that had eye scanners, a password, lock combination and a steel coated lock that prevented drilling. Too bad for Schlongberg, Jim Nasium’s job as an engineer had revealed cost cutting plans in the architecture of the bank that had left the wall just to the left of the door unprotected. Another pack of C-4 and they were inside the vault packing 50 million dollars an energetic but corrupt business owner had deposited there into black bags. By 10:30 they were lock and loaded and heading to the 20^th floor of the office section of the building. At this time, the cops had finally been alerted to the ongoing heist and sent in swat units. Alex Brawnson began setting his up his hook launcher as swat teams arrived at the base of the bank. The swat teams arrived at the 3^rd office of the 20^th floor to see an open window with a hook and line shot and attached to the nearby office building across the street. Across the street on the roof of the office building, Ryan had his team assemble their gear as a low buzz was heard. The low buzz was their escape helicopter coming in to pick them up. Gear and money strapped on, they clipped themselves in to ropes dropped from their escape helicopter and took off. Swat teams were too late and didn’t have the equipment to do anything about the escaping helicopter. The escaping helicopter took the team to an unmarked plane which flew them to an unmarked safe house where unmarked cars took each member to separate locations where they went their separate ways to spend their share and wait for the next heist.