Revolutionary Discovery in Egypt!--Nour

What first comes to mind when you think of a delicious dessert? Ice cream? Cookies? Pie? Cake? Plain old brownies? Well if so, you are missing out on the most mouthwatering and delicious desserts in the history of time. These heavenly creations are only made once every thousand years and are descended from the heavens by Nour, the Egyptian God of Dessert. For those of you who have not tried this delectable dessert, you are in for a sweet surprise. Hah see what we did there? Through centuries of practice, Nour had mastered the art of making diabetes, I mean brownies, but the ancient recipe was lost in time. But recently a discovery has been made, archaeologists have discovered a hidden tunnel below the Great Pyramid of Giza that led to the ancient recipe of the Brownies of Life.

The first hieroglyphic wall discovered began with the ingredients to this recipe, which was successfully deciphered by the world’s top scholars.
● 1 pack of oreos
 ○ Regular or double stuffed, depending on how much you love your friends
● ⅓ cup of water and vegetable oil
○ You can switch out the water for milk if you want thicker brownies
● Ghirardelli triple fudge brownie mix
○ Triple fudge means triple love
● Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough
 ○ You can change up what type of cookie dough, but chocolate chips seems best
● Secret Ingredient
○ Unspecified item and amount
 ● Chef’s Quality Pan Spray
 ○ This will make sure the brownies don't get stuck to the pan

The next set of hieroglyphics detailed the ancient tools one must need to successfully fabricate this heavenly creation.
 ● A Bowl
 ○ Plastic or metal, just a medium to large sized bowl for brownie mix
 ● Baking Tray
● Large Baking Spoon
 ○ Wooden or plastic, either works
● Spoon
○ Just to scrape off the remaining brownie mix so you don’t miss out

The final set of hieroglyphics detailed the steps needed to take to create this heavenly gift.
 1. Prepare and set all ingredients and tools on a table made of stone in the shape of a snake.
 2. Preheat your oven to 325°F
3. Begin by combining and mixing an egg with ⅓ cup of water and vegetable oil and mix.
4. Then combine this mixture with the brownie mix and mix until it is well blended and no chocolate powder is left, then add the fudge packet included.
5. Now spray your baking tray with the baking pan spray and begin to spread cookie dough evenly across the tray.
6. Begin to evenly distribute the oreos in rows across the tray.
7. After adding the oreos, spread the brownie mix evenly across the tray covering all oreos and cookie dough.
8. Place the tray inside the oven for about 45-55 minutes.
9. Enjoy this heavenly creation.

Be Warned, too much of this heavenly dessert will disrupt the balance of the heavens and upset the stomach and toilet gods.