When he just stands there menacingly
He mocks me with his annoying laughter
Squeaking shoes come close, I am trembling
Coming for me like that slash slinging slasher
Looking crustier than the krusty krab
And crazier than chocolate man
He will get me with a tight grip to jab
Just like Sandy Cheeks towards Dirty Dan
I run like I’m ready for promotion
No use cause he has caught me in one, two, three
With the magic conch, there goes my devotion
For it says I will forever live in the sea
No one knows this side of spongebob squarepants
And don’t get me started on when he rips his pants
This was interesting. :)
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This blog post truly terrified me, I don't think I'll be able to sleep with the thought of Spongebob on my mind now. I think this is scarier than the first time I watched "The Conjouring." I hope you achieved your intended reaction within your audience.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, amazing, one of a kind, extraordinary, revolutionary. Extremely thought-provoking as well. I may never see Spongebob the same. - Sumbal Sharif
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