How to Finesse Chipotle--Josh

Do you love getting more food than what you paid for? Well then I have the perfect solution for you! Very few people know about the finesse that comes along with Chipotle. Chipotle workers and the company in general do not want their customers knowing these classified secrets. They don't want you to know that you can actually get multiple scoops of everything for free, but meat is the only option that you have to pay extra for for more than one scoop. I walk in and people are like "Josh, is that even legal?" I reply back saying "Of course it is many youtubers have unveiled this finesse through years of research and trial and error." Here's the secret to the perfect meal from Chipotle. We'll start from right when you're about to order.

1. Order a bowl (Make sure you ask it's "for here" because they are going to have a hard time closing it up for you when you're done). In addition, if you had any buy one and get one free vouchers from twitter, their website, or a worker, well now you can have double the enjoyment of this marvelous meal!

2. Ask for however amount of tortillas you want (It's meant to replicate eating a burrito, but with more goodness inside).

3. Ask for taco shells (This can be used later as tortilla chips once you crush them).

4. Ask 3-5 scoops of whatever rice you want, but an alternative is 3-4 scoops of each rice instead.

5. Ask 3-5 scoops of whatever beans you want, but an alternative as well is to get 3-4 scoops of each beans.

6. Instead of asking for double scoops of meat, ask for half of one of your favorite meats and half of another type of your favorite meat (They're more inclined to give you two big scoops instead of small half scoops)

7. For some pizazz, add some fajita veggies before you get to the sides part of the ordering.

8. Ask for every side, besides guacamole and queso. (Unless your a big baller then go for it!)

9. Once you get all the mild, medium, hot salsa, sour cream, corn, monterey jack cheese, and lettuce, ask for sides of your favorite toppings as well (This means double the corn and double the sour cream!)

10. If at any point in time a worker tries to deny you from steps 5 to 9, just ask for those toppings to be put into the little containers because it never says in Chipotle's slogans, handbook, etc. they can not give you a certain amount of a particular topping to charge you with (except for meat).

11. Pay for your food, drinks, and thank the worker for helping you concoct this masterpiece I would like to call a burrito bowl.

12. If you did not get a drink, then ask for a water cup because that will be extremely helpful.

13. Go over to the napkins, forks, and various utensils to get some for your future journey.

14. Sit down at one of the beige colored tables, or outdoors with the umbrellas, and place all your items in front of you.

15. Now that you have the power in your hands mix the bowl, put it in a tortilla to replicate a burrito, eat it separately, or do whatever your heart desires because now it is your time to indulge into the abundance of flavors in front of you.

If you don't believe that this is possible, watch various youtubers have their own twist on this concept, and here's a visual representation if you decide to use the information I have given you all to good use.

I wanted to uncover these secrets to you all because we're about to start college soon and every college student's favorite thing to do is save money. You will gain more bang for your buck because this bowl will help supply you for at least 3-4 meals for the day depending on how much you eat and portion it out. This does not necessarily only apply to Chipotle, but at different restaurants as well such as Blaze Pizza, Mod Pizza, Subway, and any other food establishments where the customer has various options for what they want to put on top of their meal, but for free of charge. Hopefully, with this new information in your lives it will help you get the best bang for your buck wherever you choose to eat when you go off to college.