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Monday, April 16, 2018
How to Finesse Chipotle--Josh
Do you love getting more food than what you
paid for? Well then I have the perfect solution for you! Very few people know
about the finesse that comes along with Chipotle. Chipotle workers and the
company in general do not want their customers knowing these classified
secrets. They don't want you to know that you can actually get multiple scoops
of everything for free, but meat is the only option that you have to pay extra
for for more than one scoop. I walk in and people are like "Josh, is that
even legal?" I reply back saying "Of course it is many youtubers have
unveiled this finesse through years of research and trial and error."
Here's the secret to the perfect meal from Chipotle. We'll start from right
when you're about to order.
1. Order a bowl (Make sure you ask it's
"for here" because they are going to have a hard time closing it up
for you when you're done). In addition, if you had any buy one and get one free
vouchers from twitter, their website, or a worker, well now you can have double
the enjoyment of this marvelous meal!
2. Ask for however amount of tortillas you
want (It's meant to replicate eating a burrito, but with more goodness inside).
3. Ask for taco shells (This can be used later
as tortilla chips once you crush them).
4. Ask 3-5 scoops of whatever rice you want,
but an alternative is 3-4 scoops of each rice instead.
5. Ask 3-5 scoops of whatever beans you want,
but an alternative as well is to get 3-4 scoops of each beans.
6. Instead of asking for double scoops of
meat, ask for half of one of your favorite meats and half of another type of
your favorite meat (They're more inclined to give you two big scoops instead of
small half scoops)
7. For some pizazz, add some fajita veggies
before you get to the sides part of the ordering.
8. Ask for every side, besides guacamole and
queso. (Unless your a big baller then go for it!)
9. Once you get all the mild, medium, hot
salsa, sour cream, corn, monterey jack cheese, and lettuce, ask for sides of
your favorite toppings as well (This means double the corn and double the sour
cream!)
10. If at any point in time a worker tries to
deny you from steps 5 to 9, just ask for those toppings to be put into the
little containers because it never says in Chipotle's slogans, handbook, etc.
they can not give you a certain amount of a particular topping to charge you
with (except for meat).
11. Pay for your food, drinks, and thank the
worker for helping you concoct this masterpiece I would like to call a burrito
bowl.
12. If you did not get a drink, then ask for a
water cup because that will be extremely helpful.
13. Go over to the napkins, forks, and various
utensils to get some for your future journey.
14. Sit down at one of the beige colored
tables, or outdoors with the umbrellas, and place all your items in front of
you.
15. Now that you have the power in your hands
mix the bowl, put it in a tortilla to replicate a burrito, eat it separately,
or do whatever your heart desires because now it is your time to indulge into
the abundance of flavors in front of you.
If you don't believe that this is possible,
watch various youtubers have their own twist on this concept, and here's a
visual representation if you decide to use the information I have given you all
to good use.
I wanted to uncover these secrets to you all
because we're about to start college soon and every college student's favorite
thing to do is save money. You will gain more bang for your buck because this
bowl will help supply you for at least 3-4 meals for the day depending on how
much you eat and portion it out. This does not necessarily only apply to
Chipotle, but at different restaurants as well such as Blaze Pizza, Mod Pizza,
Subway, and any other food establishments where the customer has various
options for what they want to put on top of their meal, but for free of charge.
Hopefully, with this new information in your lives it will help you get the
best bang for your buck wherever you choose to eat when you go off to college.
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